Maths Jokes 😄
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@Da-Parasite
Thanks!
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@Potato2017
You are 100% correct!
In fact, even short posts like “lol” “XD” and “haha” can earn you 4-5 reputations
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Who is the king
of the pencil case 
?
The ruler.
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What did
say to 
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Nice belt!
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What’s yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana.
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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language.
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How are an artificial Christmas tree
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First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.
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Why can’t you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
\(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\) -
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It’s a shame they never meet.
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Fax ^ without the printers
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How does @po the farmer
plough his fields?
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Why are rabbits
good at maths 🧮
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Because they are really good at multiplying.
️️️Very Interesting
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How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-c’s!
PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.
Very Interesting
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Why did Po-Shen the mathematician
and Loh the baker 
have an argument?
Because the mathematician thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker thinks pies are round.🥧
🧁Very Interesting
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@RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!
http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html
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@RZ923 said in Maths Jokes
:How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-c’s!
PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.
You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are
Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me
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Student: “Teacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?”
Teacher: ”I think the exam is all problems...”
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