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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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      @Da-Parasite
      Thanks!
      PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โ€œDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„).

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Potato2017
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        @Potato2017
        You are 100% correct!
        In fact, even short posts like โ€œlolโ€ โ€œXDโ€ and โ€œhahaโ€ can earn you 4-5 reputations ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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          Who is the king ๐Ÿ‘‘ of the pencil case ๐Ÿ—ƒ โœ ๐Ÿ–Š ?
          The ruler. ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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            What did 0โƒฃ say to 8โƒฃ ?
            Nice belt! ๐Ÿ‘

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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              Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
              The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
                They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                  How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
                  Neither have real roots.

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                  • A
                    Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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                    First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

                    What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

                    Normal Beer.

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                      Why canโ€™t you argue with a decimal?
                      Because it always has a point.
                      \(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\)

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                        Parallel lines have so much in common...
                        Itโ€™s a shame they never meet.
                        ๐Ÿ“

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          • The Blade DancerT
                            The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                            Fax ^ without the printers

                            The Blade Dancer
                            League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                            Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                              How does @po the farmer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ plough his fields?
                              With a pro-tractor.

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                Why are rabbits ๐Ÿ‡ good at maths ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“š?
                                Because they are really good at multiplying.
                                โœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธ

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                  How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                                  Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                                  ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                                  PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    Why did Po-Shen the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ and Loh the baker ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ have an argument?
                                    Because the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ thinks pies are round.

                                    ๐Ÿฅง ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿง

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                                    • debbieD
                                      debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                                      @RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

                                      http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

                                      ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡

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                                      • The Blade DancerT
                                        The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @RZ923
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                                        @RZ923 said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

                                        How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                                        Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                                        ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                                        PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

                                        You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are ๐Ÿ˜†

                                        Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

                                        The Blade Dancer
                                        League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                                        Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                                        • RZ923R
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          Student: โ€œTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ€
                                          Teacher: โ€I think the exam is all problems...โ€
                                          ๐Ÿงฎโž•โž–โž—โœ–๏ธโ™พ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“

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                                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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