Maths Jokes ๐
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haha thats funny XD
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What tool would you use in maths?
Multi-pliers. -
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"Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.
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@Da-Parasite
Thanks!
PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes).
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@Potato2017
You are 100% correct!
In fact, even short posts like โlolโ โXDโ and โhahaโ can earn you 4-5 reputations -
Who is the king
of the pencil case
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The ruler. -
What did
say to
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Nice belt! -
Whatโs yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana. -
How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language.๐งฎ
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How are an artificial Christmas tree
and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
Neither have real roots. -
First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.
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Why canโt you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
\(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\) -
Parallel lines have so much in common...
Itโs a shame they never meet.
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Fax ^ without the printers
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How does @po the farmer
plough his fields?
With a pro-tractor. -
Why are rabbits
good at maths ๐งฎ
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Because they are really good at multiplying.
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How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-cโs!
PS I chose Antarctica because Iโm pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโt be inclusive.
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Why did Po-Shen the mathematician
and Loh the baker
have an argument?
Because the mathematicianthinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker
thinks pies are round.
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