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    • Bulba_BulbasaurB
      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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        What did the area ๐Ÿ”ณ say to the perimeter ๐Ÿ”ฒ ?
        โ€œIโ€™m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.โ€
        ๐Ÿšด ๐Ÿ›ต ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฒ

        PS This is the 100th post of this topic!

        Very Interesting

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        • Bulba_BulbasaurB
          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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          @Banana @RZ923 lol haha >โ€ฟ<

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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            What do you call a dead parrot ๐Ÿฆœ?
            Polly-gone. โฌ› ๐Ÿ”ด โŒ

            Very Interesting

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            • Bulba_BulbasaurB
              Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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              haha thats funny XD

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                What tool would you use in maths?
                Multi-pliers. โœ– โœ‚

                Very Interesting

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                  Did you see @po the geometry hunter?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ“
                  He was chasing for congruent angles and similar triangles when I last saw him. ๐Ÿ”บ

                  Inspired by @po, in M2 Geometry course

                  Very Interesting

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                  • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                    Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                    "Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                      @Da-Parasite
                      Thanks!
                      PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โ€œDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„).

                      Very Interesting

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                        @Potato2017
                        You are 100% correct!
                        In fact, even short posts like โ€œlolโ€ โ€œXDโ€ and โ€œhahaโ€ can earn you 4-5 reputations ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                        Very Interesting

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          Who is the king ๐Ÿ‘‘ of the pencil case ๐Ÿ—ƒ โœ ๐Ÿ–Š ?
                          The ruler. ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“

                          Very Interesting

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                            What did 0โƒฃ say to 8โƒฃ ?
                            Nice belt! ๐Ÿ‘

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                              Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
                              The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
                                They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

                                Very Interesting

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                  How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
                                  Neither have real roots.

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                                    Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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                                    First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

                                    What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

                                    Normal Beer.

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                      Why canโ€™t you argue with a decimal?
                                      Because it always has a point.
                                      \(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\)

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        Parallel lines have so much in common...
                                        Itโ€™s a shame they never meet.
                                        ๐Ÿ“

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                                        • RZ923R
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                                          • The Blade DancerT
                                            The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                                            Fax ^ without the printers

                                            The Blade Dancer
                                            League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                                            Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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