Maths Jokes ๐
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A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, โOkay, Chief โ all 40 sheep accounted forโ. The farmer says, โBut Iโve counted them and Iโve only got 36!โ The sheepdog replies, โI know, but I rounded them up.โ
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This one was a well known joke in my school
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What did the area say to the perimeter ?
โIโm trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.โ
PS This is the 100th post of this topic!
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@Banana @RZ923 lol haha >โฟ<
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What do you call a dead parrot ๐ฆ?
Polly-gone. -
haha thats funny XD
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What tool would you use in maths?
Multi-pliers. -
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"Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.
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@Da-Parasite
Thanks!
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@Potato2017
You are 100% correct!
In fact, even short posts like โlolโ โXDโ and โhahaโ can earn you 4-5 reputations -
Who is the king of the pencil case ?
The ruler. -
What did say to ?
Nice belt! -
Whatโs yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana. -
How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language. ๐งฎ -
How are an artificial Christmas tree and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
Neither have real roots. -
First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.
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Why canโt you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
\(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\) -
Parallel lines have so much in common...
Itโs a shame they never meet.