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    • strwberryS
      strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5 @strwberry
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      This one was a well known joke in my school ๐Ÿ˜

      Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
          last edited by RZ923

          What did the area ๐Ÿ”ณ say to the perimeter ๐Ÿ”ฒ ?
          โ€œIโ€™m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.โ€
          ๐Ÿšด ๐Ÿ›ต ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฒ

          PS This is the 100th post of this topic!

          Very Interesting

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          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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            @Banana @RZ923 lol haha >โ€ฟ<

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
              last edited by RZ923

              What do you call a dead parrot ๐Ÿฆœ?
              Polly-gone. โฌ› ๐Ÿ”ด โŒ

              Very Interesting

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              • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                haha thats funny XD

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                  What tool would you use in maths?
                  Multi-pliers. โœ– โœ‚

                  Very Interesting

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                    Did you see @po the geometry hunter?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ“
                    He was chasing for congruent angles and similar triangles when I last saw him. ๐Ÿ”บ

                    Inspired by @po, in M2 Geometry course

                    Very Interesting

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                    • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                      "Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                        @Da-Parasite
                        Thanks!
                        PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โ€œDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„).

                        Very Interesting

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                          @Potato2017
                          You are 100% correct!
                          In fact, even short posts like โ€œlolโ€ โ€œXDโ€ and โ€œhahaโ€ can earn you 4-5 reputations ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                          Very Interesting

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                            Who is the king ๐Ÿ‘‘ of the pencil case ๐Ÿ—ƒ โœ ๐Ÿ–Š ?
                            The ruler. ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“

                            Very Interesting

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                              What did 0โƒฃ say to 8โƒฃ ?
                              Nice belt! ๐Ÿ‘

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
                                The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

                                Very Interesting

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                  How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
                                  They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
                                    Neither have real roots.

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • A
                                      Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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                                      First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

                                      What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

                                      Normal Beer.

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        Why canโ€™t you argue with a decimal?
                                        Because it always has a point.
                                        \(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\)

                                        Very Interesting

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                                        • RZ923R
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          Parallel lines have so much in common...
                                          Itโ€™s a shame they never meet.
                                          ๐Ÿ“

                                          Very Interesting

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                                          • RZ923R
                                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                            Very Interesting

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