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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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      What did the area ๐Ÿ”ณ say to the perimeter ๐Ÿ”ฒ ?
      โ€œIโ€™m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.โ€
      ๐Ÿšด ๐Ÿ›ต ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฒ

      PS This is the 100th post of this topic!

      Very Interesting

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      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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        @Banana @RZ923 lol haha >โ€ฟ<

        revenge of the math nerds!

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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          What do you call a dead parrot ๐Ÿฆœ?
          Polly-gone. โฌ› ๐Ÿ”ด โŒ

          Very Interesting

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          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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            haha thats funny XD

            revenge of the math nerds!

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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              What tool would you use in maths?
              Multi-pliers. โœ– โœ‚

              Very Interesting

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                Did you see @po the geometry hunter?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ“
                He was chasing for congruent angles and similar triangles when I last saw him. ๐Ÿ”บ

                Inspired by @po, in M2 Geometry course

                Very Interesting

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                • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                  Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                  "Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.

                  revenge of the math nerds!

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                    @Da-Parasite
                    Thanks!
                    PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โ€œDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„).

                    Very Interesting

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                      @Potato2017
                      You are 100% correct!
                      In fact, even short posts like โ€œlolโ€ โ€œXDโ€ and โ€œhahaโ€ can earn you 4-5 reputations ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                      Very Interesting

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                        Who is the king ๐Ÿ‘‘ of the pencil case ๐Ÿ—ƒ โœ ๐Ÿ–Š ?
                        The ruler. ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“

                        Very Interesting

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          What did 0โƒฃ say to 8โƒฃ ?
                          Nice belt! ๐Ÿ‘

                          Very Interesting

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                            Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
                            The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

                            Very Interesting

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                              How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
                              They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
                                Neither have real roots.

                                Very Interesting

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                                • A
                                  Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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                                  First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

                                  What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

                                  Normal Beer.

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    Why canโ€™t you argue with a decimal?
                                    Because it always has a point.
                                    \(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\)

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                      Parallel lines have so much in common...
                                      Itโ€™s a shame they never meet.
                                      ๐Ÿ“

                                      Very Interesting

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        • The Blade DancerT
                                          The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                                          Fax ^ without the printers

                                          The Blade Dancer
                                          League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                                          Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                                          • RZ923R
                                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                            How does @po the farmer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ plough his fields?
                                            With a pro-tractor.

                                            Very Interesting

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