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    • strwberryS
      strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5
      last edited by

      I had an argument with a 90ยฐ angle. It turns out it was right.

      Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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        lol XD ๐Ÿ˜†

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        • strwberryS
          strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5
          last edited by

          I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me. When I got back, heโ€™d only done jobs one, three, five, and seven.

          Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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          • Potato2017P
            Potato2017 M5โ˜…
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            Pythagoras and Einstein fight over \(c^2\) all the time.

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            • Potato2017P
              Potato2017 M5โ˜…
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              This place is basically a reputation farm lol

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              • strwberryS
                strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5
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                A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, โ€œOkay, Chief โ€” all 40 sheep accounted forโ€. The farmer says, โ€œBut Iโ€™ve counted them and Iโ€™ve only got 36!โ€ The sheepdog replies, โ€œI know, but I rounded them up.โ€

                Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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                • strwberryS
                  strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5 @strwberry
                  last edited by

                  This one was a well known joke in my school ๐Ÿ˜

                  Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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                  • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                    Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
                      last edited by RZ923

                      What did the area ๐Ÿ”ณ say to the perimeter ๐Ÿ”ฒ ?
                      โ€œIโ€™m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.โ€
                      ๐Ÿšด ๐Ÿ›ต ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฒ

                      PS This is the 100th post of this topic!

                      Very Interesting

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                      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                        @Banana @RZ923 lol haha >โ€ฟ<

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
                          last edited by RZ923

                          What do you call a dead parrot ๐Ÿฆœ?
                          Polly-gone. โฌ› ๐Ÿ”ด โŒ

                          Very Interesting

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                          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
                            last edited by

                            haha thats funny XD

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                              What tool would you use in maths?
                              Multi-pliers. โœ– โœ‚

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
                                last edited by RZ923

                                Did you see @po the geometry hunter?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ“
                                He was chasing for congruent angles and similar triangles when I last saw him. ๐Ÿ”บ

                                Inspired by @po, in M2 Geometry course

                                Very Interesting

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                                • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                  Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                                  "Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                                    last edited by

                                    @Da-Parasite
                                    Thanks!
                                    PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โ€œDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„).

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                                      @Potato2017
                                      You are 100% correct!
                                      In fact, even short posts like โ€œlolโ€ โ€œXDโ€ and โ€œhahaโ€ can earn you 4-5 reputations ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                                      Very Interesting

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        Who is the king ๐Ÿ‘‘ of the pencil case ๐Ÿ—ƒ โœ ๐Ÿ–Š ?
                                        The ruler. ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“

                                        Very Interesting

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                                        • RZ923R
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          What did 0โƒฃ say to 8โƒฃ ?
                                          Nice belt! ๐Ÿ‘

                                          Very Interesting

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                                          • RZ923R
                                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                            Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
                                            The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

                                            Very Interesting

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