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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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      Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
      The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

      Very Interesting

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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        How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
        They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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          How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
          Neither have real roots.

          Very Interesting

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            Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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            First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

            What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

            Normal Beer.

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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              Why canโ€™t you argue with a decimal?
              Because it always has a point.
              \(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\)

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                Parallel lines have so much in common...
                Itโ€™s a shame they never meet.
                ๐Ÿ“

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                  • The Blade DancerT
                    The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                    Fax ^ without the printers

                    The Blade Dancer
                    League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                    Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                      How does @po the farmer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ plough his fields?
                      With a pro-tractor.

                      Very Interesting

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                        Why are rabbits ๐Ÿ‡ good at maths ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“š?
                        Because they are really good at multiplying.
                        โœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธ

                        Very Interesting

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                          Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                          ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                          PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

                          Very Interesting

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                            Why did Po-Shen the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ and Loh the baker ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ have an argument?
                            Because the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ thinks pies are round.

                            ๐Ÿฅง ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿง

                            Very Interesting

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                            • debbieD
                              debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                              @RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

                              http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

                              ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡

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                              • The Blade DancerT
                                The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @RZ923
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                                @RZ923 said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

                                How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                                Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                                ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                                PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

                                You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are ๐Ÿ˜†

                                Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

                                The Blade Dancer
                                League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                                Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                  Student: โ€œTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ€
                                  Teacher: โ€I think the exam is all problems...โ€
                                  ๐Ÿงฎโž•โž–โž—โœ–๏ธโ™พ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    • debbieD
                                      debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                                      @RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜† You guys are so clever! ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
                                        X is always equal to 10.

                                        \(x=10\)

                                        Very Interesting

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                                        • RZ923R
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip? ๐Ÿ“
                                          To get to the same side.

                                          Very Interesting

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                                          • sqwishyS
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                                            What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?

                                            A Roamin' Numeral

                                            ๐Ÿ•ถ ๐Ÿ˜

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