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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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      How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
      They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

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      • RZ923R
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        How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
        Neither have real roots.

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          Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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          First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

          What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

          Normal Beer.

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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            Why canโ€™t you argue with a decimal?
            Because it always has a point.
            \(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\)

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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              Parallel lines have so much in common...
              Itโ€™s a shame they never meet.
              ๐Ÿ“

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                • The Blade DancerT
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                  Fax ^ without the printers

                  The Blade Dancer
                  League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                  Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                    How does @po the farmer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ plough his fields?
                    With a pro-tractor.

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                      Why are rabbits ๐Ÿ‡ good at maths ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“š?
                      Because they are really good at multiplying.
                      โœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธ

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                        How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                        Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                        ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                        PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          Why did Po-Shen the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ and Loh the baker ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ have an argument?
                          Because the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ thinks pies are round.

                          ๐Ÿฅง ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿง

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                          • debbieD
                            debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                            @RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

                            http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

                            ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡

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                            • The Blade DancerT
                              The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @RZ923
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                              @RZ923 said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

                              How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                              Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                              ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                              PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

                              You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are ๐Ÿ˜†

                              Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

                              The Blade Dancer
                              League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                              Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                Student: โ€œTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ€
                                Teacher: โ€I think the exam is all problems...โ€
                                ๐Ÿงฎโž•โž–โž—โœ–๏ธโ™พ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“

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                                • RZ923R
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                                  • debbieD
                                    debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                                    @RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜† You guys are so clever! ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                      Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
                                      X is always equal to 10.

                                      \(x=10\)

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                                      • RZ923R
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                                        Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip? ๐Ÿ“
                                        To get to the same side.

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                                        • sqwishyS
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                                          What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?

                                          A Roamin' Numeral

                                          ๐Ÿ•ถ ๐Ÿ˜

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                                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @sqwishy
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