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    • RZ923R
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      How does @po the farmer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ plough his fields?
      With a pro-tractor.

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      • RZ923R
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        Why are rabbits ๐Ÿ‡ good at maths ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“š?
        Because they are really good at multiplying.
        โœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธ

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        • RZ923R
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          How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
          Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
          ๐ŸŒŠโž—

          PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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            Why did Po-Shen the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ and Loh the baker ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ have an argument?
            Because the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ thinks pies are round.

            ๐Ÿฅง ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿง

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            • debbieD
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              @RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

              http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

              ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡

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              • The Blade DancerT
                The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @RZ923
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                @RZ923 said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

                How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
                Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
                ๐ŸŒŠโž—

                PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

                You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are ๐Ÿ˜†

                Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

                The Blade Dancer
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                • RZ923R
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                  Student: โ€œTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ€
                  Teacher: โ€I think the exam is all problems...โ€
                  ๐Ÿงฎโž•โž–โž—โœ–๏ธโ™พ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“

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                  • RZ923R
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                    • debbieD
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                      @RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜† You guys are so clever! ๐Ÿ™‚

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                      • RZ923R
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                        Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
                        X is always equal to 10.

                        \(x=10\)

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                        • RZ923R
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                          Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip? ๐Ÿ“
                          To get to the same side.

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                          • sqwishyS
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                            What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?

                            A Roamin' Numeral

                            ๐Ÿ•ถ ๐Ÿ˜

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                                What do you call a Prof Loh ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ after he went to the beach ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ and came back to design a course of circle โญ•๏ธ geometry?
                                A tan-gent.
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                                • The Blade DancerT
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                                  This thread has succeeded the popularity of the green shirt petition ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @The Blade Dancer
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                                    @The-Blade-Dancer
                                    Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                                    • The Blade DancerT
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                                      Doing AoPS, Daily Challenge, and Areteem:

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                                      I think it should say person not just man but unfortunately that's the way it is

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                                        @The-Blade-Dancer lol i can relate

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                                        • RZ923R
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                                          Are fictional characters ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ“– good at maths?
                                          Not unless you Count Dracula.
                                          ๐Ÿง› ๐Ÿงฎ

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                                          • strwberryS
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                                            I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

                                            Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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