Maths Jokes ๐
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"Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.
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Who is the king
of the pencil case
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The ruler. -
What did
say to
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Nice belt! -
Whatโs yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana. -
How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language.๐งฎ
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How are an artificial Christmas tree
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First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.
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Why canโt you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
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Parallel lines have so much in common...
Itโs a shame they never meet.
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Fax ^ without the printers
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How does @po the farmer
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Why are rabbits
good at maths ๐งฎ
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Because they are really good at multiplying.
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How do we know that , , , , , , , , are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-cโs!
PS I chose Antarctica because Iโm pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโt be inclusive.
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Why did Po-Shen the mathematician
and Loh the baker
have an argument?
Because the mathematicianthinks and the baker
thinks pies are round.
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@RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!
http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html
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The Blade Dancer M0โ M1โ M2โ M3โ M4 M5last edited by The Blade Dancer Oct 2, 2020, 12:35 AM Oct 2, 2020, 12:35 AM
@RZ923 said in Maths Jokes
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How do we know that , , , , , , , , are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-cโs!
PS I chose Antarctica because Iโm pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโt be inclusive.
You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are
Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me