Maths Jokes 😄
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A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”. The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”
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This one was a well known joke in my school
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What did the area
say to the perimeter 
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“I’m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.”
PS This is the 100th post of this topic!
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@Banana @RZ923 lol haha >‿<
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What do you call a dead parrot 🦜?
Polly-gone.
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haha thats funny XD
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What tool would you use in maths?
Multi-pliers.
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"Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.
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@Da-Parasite
Thanks!
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Who is the king
of the pencil case 
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The ruler.
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What did
say to 
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Nice belt!
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What’s yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana.
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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language.
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How are an artificial Christmas tree
and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
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First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.
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Why can’t you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
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Parallel lines have so much in common...
It’s a shame they never meet.
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