Maths Jokes ๐


What do you call a dead parrot ๐ฆ?
Pollygone. 
haha thats funny XD

What tool would you use in maths?
Multipliers. 

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Who is the king of the pencil case ?
The ruler. 
What did say to ?
Nice belt! 
Whatโs yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana. 
How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language. ๐งฎ 
How are an artificial Christmas tree and \( \sqrt{628}\) alike?
Neither have real roots. 
First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.

Why canโt you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
\(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\) 
Parallel lines have so much in common...
Itโs a shame they never meet.


Fax ^ without the printers

How does @po the farmer plough his fields?
With a protractor. 
Why are rabbits good at maths ๐งฎ?
Because they are really good at multiplying.
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