Non-math jokes
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
The flag’s is a big ‘plus’.
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Why do actors tell each other to ‘break a leg’?
Because every play has a cast. -
What’s the difference between a cat
and a comma , ?
A cat has claws at the end of paws.
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. , -
What do you call a fake noodle
?
Im-pasta!(unintentional among us reference)
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I waited all night, thinking where the sun would rise.
Then it dawned on me. -
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code. -
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi-son. -
What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
Space bar. -
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two tired. -
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
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Today, an old lady
at the bank 
asked me to check her balance 
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So I pushed her over. -
LOL haha
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wow LOL XD
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It makes sense though
The Blade Dancer
League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585 -
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Where are average things manufactured?
At the satis-factory.
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What is the penguin’s
favourite relative 
？
Aunt-Arctica.
wins the competition! 
(Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s favourite aunt) -
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
