Non-math jokes

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
The flag’s is a big ‘plus’.

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Why do actors tell each other to ‘break a leg’?
Because every play has a cast.

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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma , ?
A cat has claws at the end of paws.
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. ,

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What do you call a fake noodle ?
Im-pasta!

(unintentional among us reference)

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I waited all night, thinking where the sun would rise.
Then it dawned on me.

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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.

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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi-son.

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What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
Space bar.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two tired.

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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

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Today, an old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance .
So I pushed her over.

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

LOL haha

[RZ923]

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[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

wow LOL XD

[The Blade Dancer]

It makes sense though

[sqwishy]

[RZ923]

Where are average things manufactured?
At the satis-factory.

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What is the penguin’s favourite relative ？
Aunt-Arctica.

wins the competition! (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s favourite aunt)

[RZ923]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.