Non-math jokes

[RZ923]

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi-son.

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What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
Space bar.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two tired.

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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

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Today, an old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance .
So I pushed her over.

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

LOL haha

[RZ923]

[RZ923]

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

wow LOL XD

[The Blade Dancer]

It makes sense though

[sqwishy]

[RZ923]

Where are average things manufactured?
At the satis-factory.

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What is the penguin’s favourite relative ？
Aunt-Arctica.

wins the competition! (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s favourite aunt)

[RZ923]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes...

[RZ923]

@Da-Parasite
This is non-maths jokes

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

oh yeh. XD

Police man: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police man: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police man: Where do you live together?
Me: My house.
Police man: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
Me: Next to my house.

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@Da-Parasite
Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!!

[The Blade Dancer]

visible frustration

[The Blade Dancer]

@RZ923 said in Non-math jokes:

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

That's too good of a pun, one person shall not hold this power for themselves