Non-math jokes
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two tired. -
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick. -
Today, an old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance .
So I pushed her over. -
LOL haha
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wow LOL XD
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It makes sense though
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Where are average things manufactured?
At the satis-factory. -
What is the penguin’s favourite relative ?
Aunt-Arctica.wins the competition! (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s favourite aunt)
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
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thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes...
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@Da-Parasite
This is non-maths jokes -
oh yeh. XD
Police man: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police man: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police man: Where do you live together?
Me: My house.
Police man: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
Me: Next to my house. -
@Da-Parasite
Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!! -
visible frustration
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@RZ923 said in Non-math jokes:
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
That's too good of a pun, one person shall not hold this power for themselves
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