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    Aaron Wang M0★ M1★ M2★
    last edited by Dec 17, 2020, 2:56 AM

    Dad using baby to wash car pun

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      The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
      last edited by Dec 17, 2020, 9:45 PM

      Editing 100

      The Blade Dancer
      League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
      Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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        energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★
        last edited by Dec 18, 2020, 7:40 PM

        Okay, this one is a tad bit nasty so please take my word 🙂

        how does a mathematician pick his/her nose?

        (s)he works it out with a pencil.

        #900thpostyeah

        ~∑nergized Pand∆

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          The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
          last edited by Dec 25, 2020, 9:13 PM

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          The Blade Dancer
          League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
          Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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            strwberry M2★ M3 M5
            last edited by Dec 25, 2020, 11:22 PM

            Why did the gym close down???!!!
            READY??
            because it just didn't work out

            Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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              Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
              last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 12:05 AM

              If I had known this, I would have told rz923 to change this to dad jokes...

              lol no offense

              revenge of the math nerds!

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                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 12:30 AM

                @bulba_bulbasaur
                Ask @debbie 🙂 she created this I think

                Very Interesting

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                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                  last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 2:45 AM

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                  Very Interesting

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                    debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @RZ923
                    last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 4:20 PM

                    @rz923 Haha, who knew that we would need so many different types of categories for jokes...? 🙂

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                      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                      last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 10:27 PM

                      time for a plumber

                      revenge of the math nerds!

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                        debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                        last edited by Dec 29, 2020, 2:03 AM

                        @bulba_bulbasaur Since we have a category of "non-math jokes," maybe we should have a category of "no-joke math..." 🙂

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                          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                          last edited by Dec 30, 2020, 6:55 AM

                          yep .

                          revenge of the math nerds!

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                            energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★ @debbie
                            last edited by Feb 22, 2021, 12:56 AM

                            @debbie then an energized panda went to the bar.

                            ~∑nergized Pand∆

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                              Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                              last edited by Jul 14, 2021, 1:42 AM

                              what do you call a mountain of cats?

                              Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                              If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                              P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                              P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★ @Desolate_101
                                last edited by Jul 14, 2021, 1:43 AM

                                I once heard someone say that, but I forgot the answer

                                Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                  Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                                  last edited by Jul 18, 2021, 10:36 AM

                                  oh yeah, I searched it and it was "meowntain"

                                  Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                  If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                  P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                  P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                    Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                                    last edited by Apr 17, 2022, 7:37 AM

                                    OIP-C.jpg

                                    Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                    If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                    P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                    P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                      Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                                      last edited by Apr 17, 2022, 7:38 AM

                                      OIP-C (5).jpg
                                      Me: hi lion
                                      "lion": Ima gorillion

                                      Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                      If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                      P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                      P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                        TigerNightmare M1 M3 @The Blade Dancer
                                        last edited by Aug 27, 2024, 3:37 PM

                                        Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

                                        Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

                                        Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

                                        What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

                                        Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

                                        How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

                                        Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

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                                          enlightenedgrizzly 2
                                          last edited by Dec 2, 2024, 7:00 PM

                                          Why did TwoSetViolin quit YouTube? Because they were too set on violin.

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