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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
      last edited by RZ923

      What is the penguin’s 🐧 favourite relative 👨👩👵👴👦👧👶?
      Aunt-Arctica. 🇦🇶 👩

      👩 wins the competition! 🎉 🎊 (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s 🐧 favourite aunt)

      Very Interesting

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
        last edited by

        Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
        He was just going through a stage.
        🕳

        Very Interesting

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        • Bulba_BulbasaurB
          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
          last edited by

          🤣 thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes...

          revenge of the math nerds!

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
            last edited by

            @Da-Parasite
            This is non-maths jokes 🙂

            Very Interesting

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            • Bulba_BulbasaurB
              Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
              last edited by Bulba_Bulbasaur

              oh yeh. XD

              Police man: Where do you live?
              Me: With my parents.
              Police man: Where do your parents live?
              Me: With me.
              Police man: Where do you live together?
              Me: My house.
              Police man: Where is your house?
              Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
              Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
              Me: Next to my house.

              revenge of the math nerds!

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                last edited by RZ923

                @Da-Parasite
                Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!!

                Very Interesting

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                • The Blade DancerT
                  The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                  last edited by

                  visible frustration

                  The Blade Dancer
                  League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                  Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                  • The Blade DancerT
                    The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5 @RZ923
                    last edited by

                    @RZ923 said in Non-math jokes:

                    Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
                    He was just going through a stage.
                    🕳

                    That's too good of a pun, one person shall not hold this power for themselves

                    The Blade Dancer
                    League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                    Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                      Aaron Wang M0★ M1★ M2★
                      last edited by

                      Dad using baby to wash car pun

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                      • The Blade DancerT
                        The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                        last edited by

                        Editing 100

                        The Blade Dancer
                        League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                        Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                          energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★
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                          Okay, this one is a tad bit nasty so please take my word 🙂

                          how does a mathematician pick his/her nose?

                          (s)he works it out with a pencil.

                          #900thpostyeah

                          ~∑nergized Pand∆

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                          • The Blade DancerT
                            The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
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                            The Blade Dancer
                            League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                            Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                            • strwberryS
                              strwberry M2★ M3 M5
                              last edited by

                              Why did the gym close down???!!!
                              READY??
                              because it just didn't work out

                              Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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                              • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                last edited by

                                If I had known this, I would have told rz923 to change this to dad jokes...

                                lol no offense

                                revenge of the math nerds!

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                                  last edited by

                                  @bulba_bulbasaur
                                  Ask @debbie 🙂 she created this I think

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                                    last edited by

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                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • debbieD
                                      debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @RZ923
                                      last edited by

                                      @rz923 Haha, who knew that we would need so many different types of categories for jokes...? 🙂

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                                      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                        last edited by

                                        time for a plumber

                                        revenge of the math nerds!

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                                        • debbieD
                                          debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                                          @bulba_bulbasaur Since we have a category of "non-math jokes," maybe we should have a category of "no-joke math..." 🙂

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                                          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                            last edited by

                                            yep .

                                            revenge of the math nerds!

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