Non-math jokes
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Okay, this one is a tad bit nasty so please take my word
how does a mathematician pick his/her nose?
(s)he works it out with a pencil.
#900thpostyeah
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Why did the gym close down???!!!
READY??
because it just didn't work out -
If I had known this, I would have told rz923 to change this to dad jokes...
lol no offense
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@bulba_bulbasaur
Ask @debbie she created this I thinkVery Interesting
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@rz923 Haha, who knew that we would need so many different types of categories for jokes...?
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time for a plumber
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@bulba_bulbasaur Since we have a category of "non-math jokes," maybe we should have a category of "no-joke math..."
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yep .
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@debbie then an energized panda went to the bar.
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what do you call a mountain of cats?
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I once heard someone say that, but I forgot the answer
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oh yeah, I searched it and it was "meowntain"
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Me: hi lion
"lion": Ima gorillion -
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
