Non-math jokes

[RZ923]

@bulba_bulbasaur
Ask @debbie she created this I think

[RZ923]

[debbie]

@rz923 Haha, who knew that we would need so many different types of categories for jokes...?

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

time for a plumber

[debbie]

@bulba_bulbasaur Since we have a category of "non-math jokes," maybe we should have a category of "no-joke math..."

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

yep .

[energizedpanda]

@debbie then an energized panda went to the bar.

[Desolate_101]

what do you call a mountain of cats?

[Desolate_101]

I once heard someone say that, but I forgot the answer

[Desolate_101]

oh yeah, I searched it and it was "meowntain"

[Desolate_101]

[Desolate_101]

Me: hi lion
"lion": Ima gorillion

[TigerNightmare]

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

[enlightenedgrizzly 2]

Why did TwoSetViolin quit YouTube? Because they were too set on violin.