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    sqwishy M2 M3 M4★
    last edited by Sep 16, 2020, 7:24 PM

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      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
      last edited by Oct 8, 2020, 3:56 AM

      Where are average things manufactured?
      At the satis-factory. 🏭

      Very Interesting

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        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
        last edited by RZ923 Dec 28, 2020, 2:42 AM Oct 8, 2020, 4:00 AM

        What is the penguin’s 🐧 favourite relative 👨👩👵👴👦👧👶?
        Aunt-Arctica. 🇦🇶 👩

        👩 wins the competition! 🎉 🎊 (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s 🐧 favourite aunt)

        Very Interesting

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          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
          last edited by Oct 11, 2020, 1:33 AM

          Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
          He was just going through a stage.
          🕳

          Very Interesting

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            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
            last edited by Oct 12, 2020, 6:04 AM

            🤣 thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes...

            revenge of the math nerds!

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              RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
              last edited by Oct 12, 2020, 6:13 AM

              @Da-Parasite
              This is non-maths jokes 🙂

              Very Interesting

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                Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                last edited by Bulba_Bulbasaur Oct 13, 2020, 4:39 AM Oct 13, 2020, 4:30 AM

                oh yeh. XD

                Police man: Where do you live?
                Me: With my parents.
                Police man: Where do your parents live?
                Me: With me.
                Police man: Where do you live together?
                Me: My house.
                Police man: Where is your house?
                Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
                Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
                Me: Next to my house.

                revenge of the math nerds!

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                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                  last edited by RZ923 Dec 28, 2020, 2:40 AM Oct 13, 2020, 5:41 AM

                  @Da-Parasite
                  Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!!

                  Very Interesting

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                    The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                    last edited by Oct 13, 2020, 8:57 PM

                    visible frustration

                    The Blade Dancer
                    League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                    Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                      The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5 @RZ923
                      last edited by Oct 15, 2020, 1:39 AM

                      @RZ923 said in Non-math jokes:

                      Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
                      He was just going through a stage.
                      🕳

                      That's too good of a pun, one person shall not hold this power for themselves

                      The Blade Dancer
                      League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                      Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                        Aaron Wang M0★ M1★ M2★
                        last edited by Dec 17, 2020, 2:56 AM

                        Dad using baby to wash car pun

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                          The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                          last edited by Dec 17, 2020, 9:45 PM

                          Editing 100

                          The Blade Dancer
                          League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                          Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                            energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★
                            last edited by Dec 18, 2020, 7:40 PM

                            Okay, this one is a tad bit nasty so please take my word 🙂

                            how does a mathematician pick his/her nose?

                            (s)he works it out with a pencil.

                            #900thpostyeah

                            ~∑nergized Pand∆

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                              The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                              last edited by Dec 25, 2020, 9:13 PM

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                              The Blade Dancer
                              League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                              Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                                strwberry M2★ M3 M5
                                last edited by Dec 25, 2020, 11:22 PM

                                Why did the gym close down???!!!
                                READY??
                                because it just didn't work out

                                Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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                                  Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                  last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 12:05 AM

                                  If I had known this, I would have told rz923 to change this to dad jokes...

                                  lol no offense

                                  revenge of the math nerds!

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                                    RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                                    last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 12:30 AM

                                    @bulba_bulbasaur
                                    Ask @debbie 🙂 she created this I think

                                    Very Interesting

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                                      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                                      last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 2:45 AM

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                                      Very Interesting

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                                        debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @RZ923
                                        last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 4:20 PM

                                        @rz923 Haha, who knew that we would need so many different types of categories for jokes...? 🙂

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                                          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                          last edited by Dec 28, 2020, 10:27 PM

                                          time for a plumber

                                          revenge of the math nerds!

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