Non-math jokes
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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code. -
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi-son. -
What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
Space bar. -
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two tired. -
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
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Today, an old lady
at the bank 
asked me to check her balance 
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So I pushed her over. -
LOL haha
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wow LOL XD
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It makes sense though
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Where are average things manufactured?
At the satis-factory.
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What is the penguin’s
favourite relative 
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Aunt-Arctica.
wins the competition! 
(Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s favourite aunt) -
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
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thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes... -
@Da-Parasite
This is non-maths jokes
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Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3last edited by Bulba_Bulbasaur Oct 13, 2020, 4:39 AM Oct 13, 2020, 4:30 AM
oh yeh. XD
Police man: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police man: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police man: Where do you live together?
Me: My house.
Police man: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
Me: Next to my house. -
@Da-Parasite
Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!! -
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