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    debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @The Blade Dancer
    last edited by Sep 13, 2020, 10:07 PM

    @The-Blade-Dancer Yes, you got it!! 😛 haha

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      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
      last edited by RZ923 Sep 14, 2020, 3:30 AM Sep 13, 2020, 11:44 PM

      What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
      The flag’s is a big ‘plus’.34A5CBFD-A001-4201-BAF5-41698959CC43.png

      Very Interesting

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        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
        last edited by RZ923 Sep 13, 2020, 11:58 PM Sep 13, 2020, 11:45 PM

        Why do actors tell each other to ‘break a leg’?
        Because every play has a cast.

        Very Interesting

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          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
          last edited by Sep 13, 2020, 11:52 PM

          What’s the difference between a cat 🐱 and a comma , ?
          A cat has claws at the end of paws. 🐱
          A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. ,

          Very Interesting

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            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
            last edited by RZ923 Dec 17, 2020, 6:31 AM Sep 13, 2020, 11:55 PM

            What do you call a fake noodle 🍜 ?
            Im-pasta!

            (unintentional among us reference)

            Very Interesting

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              RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
              last edited by Sep 13, 2020, 11:57 PM

              I waited all night, thinking where the sun would rise. 🌞
              Then it dawned on me.

              Very Interesting

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                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                last edited by Sep 13, 2020, 11:58 PM

                What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
                Re-Morse code.

                Very Interesting

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                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                  last edited by Sep 13, 2020, 11:59 PM

                  What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
                  Bi-son.

                  Very Interesting

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                    RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                    last edited by Sep 13, 2020, 11:59 PM

                    What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
                    Space bar.

                    Very Interesting

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                      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                      last edited by Sep 14, 2020, 3:38 AM

                      Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 🚲
                      Because it is two tired.

                      Very Interesting

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                        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                        last edited by Sep 14, 2020, 3:38 AM

                        What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
                        A stick. 🌲🌳

                        Very Interesting

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                          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                          last edited by Sep 14, 2020, 3:39 AM

                          Today, an old lady 👵 at the bank 🏦 asked me to check her balance 💰.
                          So I pushed her over.

                          Very Interesting

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                            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                            last edited by Sep 14, 2020, 5:23 AM

                            LOL haha

                            revenge of the math nerds!

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                              RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                              last edited by Sep 15, 2020, 12:06 AM

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                              Very Interesting

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                                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                                last edited by Sep 15, 2020, 12:06 AM

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                                Very Interesting

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                                  Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                  last edited by Sep 15, 2020, 5:28 AM

                                  wow LOL XD

                                  revenge of the math nerds!

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                                    The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                                    last edited by Sep 16, 2020, 12:33 AM

                                    It makes sense though

                                    The Blade Dancer
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                                      sqwishy M2 M3 M4★
                                      last edited by Sep 16, 2020, 7:24 PM

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                                        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                                        last edited by Oct 8, 2020, 3:56 AM

                                        Where are average things manufactured?
                                        At the satis-factory. 🏭

                                        Very Interesting

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                                          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                                          last edited by RZ923 Dec 28, 2020, 2:42 AM Oct 8, 2020, 4:00 AM

                                          What is the penguin’s 🐧 favourite relative 👨👩👵👴👦👧👶?
                                          Aunt-Arctica. 🇦🇶 👩

                                          👩 wins the competition! 🎉 🎊 (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s 🐧 favourite aunt)

                                          Very Interesting

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