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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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      What’s the difference between a cat 🐱 and a comma , ?
      A cat has claws at the end of paws. 🐱
      A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. ,

      Very Interesting

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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        What do you call a fake noodle 🍜 ?
        Im-pasta!

        (unintentional among us reference)

        Very Interesting

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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          I waited all night, thinking where the sun would rise. 🌞
          Then it dawned on me.

          Very Interesting

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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            What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
            Re-Morse code.

            Very Interesting

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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              What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
              Bi-son.

              Very Interesting

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
                Space bar.

                Very Interesting

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                  Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 🚲
                  Because it is two tired.

                  Very Interesting

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                    What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
                    A stick. 🌲🌳

                    Very Interesting

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                      Today, an old lady 👵 at the bank 🏦 asked me to check her balance 💰.
                      So I pushed her over.

                      Very Interesting

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                      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
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                        LOL haha

                        revenge of the math nerds!

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                        • RZ923R
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                          Very Interesting

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                            Very Interesting

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                            • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                              Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
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                              wow LOL XD

                              revenge of the math nerds!

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                              • The Blade DancerT
                                The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
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                                It makes sense though

                                The Blade Dancer
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                                • sqwishyS
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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                                    Where are average things manufactured?
                                    At the satis-factory. 🏭

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                                      What is the penguin’s 🐧 favourite relative 👨👩👵👴👦👧👶?
                                      Aunt-Arctica. 🇦🇶 👩

                                      👩 wins the competition! 🎉 🎊 (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s 🐧 favourite aunt)

                                      Very Interesting

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                                        Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
                                        He was just going through a stage.
                                        🕳

                                        Very Interesting

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                                        • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
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                                          🤣 thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes...

                                          revenge of the math nerds!

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                                          • RZ923R
                                            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                                            @Da-Parasite
                                            This is non-maths jokes 🙂

                                            Very Interesting

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