Non-math jokes
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.
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A hungry panda bear went to a sidewalk cafe and ordered two calzones. He ate the calzones, stood up from his chair, pulled out a gun from his pocket and fired two shots. Everyone in the cafe stared to watch him then exit the cafe. Why did the panda bear do this?
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pandas eat shoots and leaves
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@The-Blade-Dancer Yes, you got it!!
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
The flag’s is a big ‘plus’.
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Why do actors tell each other to ‘break a leg’?
Because every play has a cast. -
What’s the difference between a cat
and a comma , ?
A cat has claws at the end of paws.
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. , -
What do you call a fake noodle
?
Im-pasta!(unintentional among us reference)
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I waited all night, thinking where the sun would rise.
Then it dawned on me. -
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code. -
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi-son. -
What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
Space bar. -
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two tired. -
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
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Today, an old lady
at the bank 
asked me to check her balance 
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So I pushed her over. -
LOL haha
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wow LOL XD
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It makes sense though