Maths Jokes ๐

@sqwishy also, most wedges are less than 30 degrees, so it would be colder.

@CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)! 
Did you hear about the mathematician ๐งฎ who hated negative numbers?
Heโll stop at nothing to avoid them. 
@creativegoat I still don't get it. Do you wedge something in a wall or would you put a wedge in the wall? Why would it be thirty degrees?

@CoherentMango i think he means like a dent in the wall that has a 30 degree angle?

@sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?

@CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)

@sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.

An engineer , a physician ๐งช and a mathematician all stayed in a hotel.
When the engineer spotted a fire outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire , he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire , he calculated and exclaimed: โOh, I have an solution!โ And went back to his room. 
@sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!

@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."

Edition 2 of the โengineer, physician and mathematicianโ joke.
An engineer , a physician ๐งชand a mathematician stayed in a hotel .
When the engineer spotted a fire outside his door , he threw a bucketful of water at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire , he calculated ๐งฎ and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire , he looked around, saw a tap and a bucket, thought for a moment and exclaimed: โOh, I have a solution!โ And went back to his room.Suggestion credit:
@thomas said in Maths Jokes :@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."

@RZ923 haha lol

@RZ923 Do you mean "a solution"?

@divinedolphin yep, thanks for correcting

A farmer needs to build a fence around his cattle. He hires an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to figure out what's the smallest fence that would contain all the cows.
The engineer thinks for a moment, and says "You should build a square fence!"
The physicist thinks, and says "Actually, a circle is the most efficient solution, since it is the shape with the smallest perimetertoarea ratio! Build a circular fence around your cows."
The mathematician thinks for a bit, and comes up with an even better solution! He builds a small, tight fence around himself, and declares "I am on the outside of this fence."

lol

@da parasite Hello, you seem to be new here!

Why was the obtuse angle upset?
Because it was never right.
Why was the acute angle NOT upset when it wasnโt right?
Because people thought that it is acute angle.

@CoherentMango yes i am!