Maths Jokes π

@DaParasite So am I

The easiest person to go as for Halloween is Prof. Loh. All you need is a collared shirt and glasses, and it's not that you're not dressing up as someone, you're dressing up a professional mathematician.

@creativegoat said in Maths Jokes :
@CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!Lol 212 degrees in Fahrenheit is boiling so it still works. It's just Kelvin that goes up to 373.15 degrees just a tad more.

This joke is credited to Unknown Monkey, who asked it at the Ask Math Anything live stream today.
 Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween and Christmas? ?

@debbie Answer: "Because OCTal 31 = DECimal 25."
The number \(31\) in base \(8\) is equal to the number \(25\) in base \(10.\)
$$ 31_8 = 25_{10} $$
This is because a "ten" would equal \(8\) instead of \(10\) in base \(8,\) so three tens would equal \(3 \times 8 = 24.\)
Add the \(1,\) and that gives you \(25!\)

That's deep, but in a math way.

Why should vegetarians never learn maths?
Because they might encounter the Chicken McNugget Theorem.
Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post 
Why did J. Robert Oppenheimer love geometry ?
Because of Stewartβs Theorem. (A Man and His Dad Put A Bomb in the Sink )
Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post
PS J. Robert Oppenheimer was the βfather of atomic bombβ, I searched it on Google. 
Angry Pythagoras: βMy theorem is ignored.β 
That happened to me once in a test lol 
Dear Algebra, stop asking us for your x. She's never coming back. And don't ask y.


How many times do you subtract 10 from 100?
Once  after that youβll be subtracting from 90. 
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
Because itβs 2 gross.
(Gross = 144) 
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Oh no I put in the wrong topic lol
Theyβre supposed to be in βNonMaths Jokesβ. 
@RZ923 Don't worry, that's why there is the edit and delete feature. No one can see your deleted posts (well, except for moderators)

I made this one up:
Q. Express PoShen Loh in a mathematical way.
A. \(pol(sin 6, log 18)\)