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    • Bulba_BulbasaurB
      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3 @thomas
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      lol 🀣

      revenge of the math nerds!

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        @da parasite Hello, you seem to be new here!

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        • RZ923R
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          Why was the obtuse angle upset?
          Because it was never right.
          βœ… ❌

          Why was the acute angle NOT upset when it wasn’t right?
          Because people thought that it is a-cute angle.
          🐰🐹πŸ₯

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          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3 @Tylenol
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            @CoherentMango yes i am! πŸ˜ƒ

            revenge of the math nerds!

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            • Joshua Lobert 10J
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              @Da-Parasite So am I

              Joshua Lobert

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              • The Blade DancerT
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                The easiest person to go as for Halloween is Prof. Loh. All you need is a collared shirt and glasses, and it's not that you're not dressing up as someone, you're dressing up a professional mathematician.

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                • The Blade DancerT
                  The Blade Dancer M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4 M5 @creativegoat
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                  @creativegoat said in Maths Jokes πŸ˜„:

                  @CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
                  you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!

                  Lol 212 degrees in Fahrenheit is boiling so it still works. It's just Kelvin that goes up to 373.15 degrees just a tad more.

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                  • debbieD
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                    This joke is credited to Unknown Monkey, who asked it at the Ask Math Anything live stream today. πŸ™‚

                    • Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween πŸŽƒ and Christmas? πŸŽ„ ?
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                    • debbieD
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                      @debbie Answer: "Because OCTal 31 = DECimal 25." 🀣 🀣

                      The number \(31\) in base \(8\) is equal to the number \(25\) in base \(10.\)

                      $$ 31_8 = 25_{10} $$

                      This is because a "ten" would equal \(8\) instead of \(10\) in base \(8,\) so three tens would equal \(3 \times 8 = 24.\)

                      Add the \(1,\) and that gives you \(25!\)

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                      • The Blade DancerT
                        The Blade Dancer M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4 M5
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                        That's deep, but in a math way.

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                        • RZ923R
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                          Why should vegetarians 🌽 πŸ… never learn maths?
                          Because they might encounter the Chicken McNugget πŸ“ πŸ— Theorem.
                          Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                            Why did J. Robert Oppenheimer love geometry πŸ“?
                            Because of Stewart’s Theorem. (A Man and His Dad Put A Bomb πŸ’£ in the Sink 🚿)
                            Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post
                            PS J. Robert Oppenheimer was the β€œfather of atomic bomb”, I searched it on Google.

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                            • RZ923R
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                              Angry Pythagoras: β€œMy theorem is ignored.”

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                              • RZ923R
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                                That happened to me once in a test lol πŸ™‚

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                                • Bulba_BulbasaurB
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                                  Dear Algebra, stop asking us for your x. She's never coming back. And don't ask y.

                                  revenge of the math nerds!

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                                  • The Blade DancerT
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                                    • RZ923R
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                                      How many times do you subtract 10 from 100?
                                      Once - after that you’ll be subtracting from 90.

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                                      • RZ923R
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                                        Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
                                        Because it’s 2 gross.
                                        (Gross = 144)

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