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      Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy
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      @sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?

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      • sqwishyS
        sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @Tylenol
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        @CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)

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          Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy
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          @sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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            An engineer ๐Ÿ”ง, a physician ๐Ÿงช and a mathematician ๐Ÿ“Š all stayed in a hotel.
            When the engineer spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water ๐Ÿ’ฆ at it and it went out.
            When the physician spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water ๐Ÿ’ฆ.
            When the mathematician spotted the fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated and exclaimed: โ€œOh, I have an solution!โ€ And went back to his room.

            Very Interesting

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            • Joshua Lobert 10J
              Joshua Lobert 10 M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2 M3 @sqwishy
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              @sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!

              Joshua Lobert

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                thomas MOD @RZ923
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                @RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                  Edition 2 of the โ€œengineer, physician and mathematicianโ€ joke.
                  An engineer ๐Ÿ”ง, a physician ๐Ÿงชand a mathematician๐Ÿ“Š stayed in a hotel ๐Ÿจ.
                  When the engineer spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ outside his door ๐Ÿšช, he threw a bucketful of water ๐Ÿ’ฆ at it and it went out.
                  When the physician spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated ๐Ÿงฎ and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water ๐Ÿ’ฆ.
                  When the mathematician spotted the fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he looked around, saw a tap ๐Ÿ’ฆ and a bucket, thought ๐Ÿ’ญ for a moment and exclaimed: โ€œOh, I have a solution!โ€ And went back to his room.

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                  @thomas said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

                  @RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."

                  Very Interesting

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                  • Potato2017P
                    Potato2017 M5โ˜… @RZ923
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                    @RZ923 haha lol

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                    • divinedolphinD
                      divinedolphin M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5โ˜… M6โ˜… @RZ923
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                      @RZ923 Do you mean "a solution"?

                      ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘•๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @divinedolphin
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                        @divinedolphin yep, thanks for correcting ๐Ÿ™‚

                        Very Interesting

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                          thomas MOD
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                          A farmer needs to build a fence around his cattle. He hires an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to figure out what's the smallest fence that would contain all the cows.

                          The engineer thinks for a moment, and says "You should build a square fence!"

                          The physicist thinks, and says "Actually, a circle is the most efficient solution, since it is the shape with the smallest perimeter-to-area ratio! Build a circular fence around your cows."

                          The mathematician thinks for a bit, and comes up with an even better solution! He builds a small, tight fence around himself, and declares "I am on the outside of this fence."

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                          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3 @thomas
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                            lol ๐Ÿคฃ

                            revenge of the math nerds!

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                              Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                              @da parasite Hello, you seem to be new here!

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                Why was the obtuse angle upset?
                                Because it was never right.
                                โœ… โŒ

                                Why was the acute angle NOT upset when it wasnโ€™t right?
                                Because people thought that it is a-cute angle.
                                ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ

                                Very Interesting

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                                • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                  Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3 @Tylenol
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                                  @CoherentMango yes i am! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

                                  revenge of the math nerds!

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                                  • Joshua Lobert 10J
                                    Joshua Lobert 10 M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2 M3 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                                    @Da-Parasite So am I

                                    Joshua Lobert

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                                    • The Blade DancerT
                                      The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                                      The easiest person to go as for Halloween is Prof. Loh. All you need is a collared shirt and glasses, and it's not that you're not dressing up as someone, you're dressing up a professional mathematician.

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                                        The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @creativegoat
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                                        @creativegoat said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

                                        @CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
                                        you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!

                                        Lol 212 degrees in Fahrenheit is boiling so it still works. It's just Kelvin that goes up to 373.15 degrees just a tad more.

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                                        • debbieD
                                          debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5
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                                          This joke is credited to Unknown Monkey, who asked it at the Ask Math Anything live stream today. ๐Ÿ™‚

                                          • Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ and Christmas? ๐ŸŽ„ ?
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                                            debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @debbie
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                                            @debbie Answer: "Because OCTal 31 = DECimal 25." ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

                                            The number \(31\) in base \(8\) is equal to the number \(25\) in base \(10.\)

                                            $$ 31_8 = 25_{10} $$

                                            This is because a "ten" would equal \(8\) instead of \(10\) in base \(8,\) so three tens would equal \(3 \times 8 = 24.\)

                                            Add the \(1,\) and that gives you \(25!\)

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