Maths Jokes 😄
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Did you hear about the mathematician 🧮
who hated negative numbers?
He’ll stop
at nothing 
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@creativegoat I still don't get it. Do you wedge something in a wall or would you put a wedge in the wall? Why would it be thirty degrees?
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@CoherentMango i think he means like a dent in the wall that has a 30 degree angle?
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@sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?
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@CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)
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@sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.
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An engineer
, a physician 🧪 and a mathematician 
all stayed in a hotel.
When the engineer spotted a fire
outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water 
at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire, he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire, he calculated and exclaimed: “Oh, I have an solution!” And went back to his room. -
@sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!
Joshua Lobert
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@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."
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Edition 2 of the “engineer, physician and mathematician” joke.
An engineer, a physician 🧪and a mathematician stayed in a hotel 
.
When the engineer spotted a fire outside his door 
, he threw a bucketful of water at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire, he calculated 🧮 and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire, he looked around, saw a tap and a bucket, thought 
for a moment and exclaimed: “Oh, I have a solution!” And went back to his room.Suggestion credit:
@thomas said in Maths Jokes
:@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."
Very Interesting
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@RZ923 haha lol
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@RZ923 Do you mean "a solution"?
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@divinedolphin yep, thanks for correcting
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A farmer needs to build a fence around his cattle. He hires an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to figure out what's the smallest fence that would contain all the cows.
The engineer thinks for a moment, and says "You should build a square fence!"
The physicist thinks, and says "Actually, a circle is the most efficient solution, since it is the shape with the smallest perimeter-to-area ratio! Build a circular fence around your cows."
The mathematician thinks for a bit, and comes up with an even better solution! He builds a small, tight fence around himself, and declares "I am on the outside of this fence."
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lol
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@da parasite Hello, you seem to be new here!
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Why was the obtuse angle upset?
Because it was never right.
Why was the acute angle NOT upset when it wasn’t right?
Because people thought that it is a-cute angle.
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@CoherentMango yes i am!
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@Da-Parasite So am I
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The easiest person to go as for Halloween is Prof. Loh. All you need is a collared shirt and glasses, and it's not that you're not dressing up as someone, you're dressing up a professional mathematician.
