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      creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @RZ923
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      @RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree

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        creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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        @CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
        you find a dent in the wall.

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          creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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          @CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.

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            creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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            @CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.

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              sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @creativegoat
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              @creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke ๐Ÿ˜…

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                creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @sqwishy
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                @sqwishy a triangle has 180 total degrees and if somebody used a wedge in the wall, it would be like 30 degrees.

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                  sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @creativegoat
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                  @creativegoat ooh thanks for explaining that!! ๐Ÿ˜

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                    creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @sqwishy
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                    @sqwishy also, most wedges are less than 30 degrees, so it would be colder.

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                      creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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                      @CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
                      you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!

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                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                        Did you hear about the mathematician ๐Ÿงฎ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ who hated negative numbers?
                        Heโ€™ll stop ๐Ÿ›‘ at nothing 0โƒฃ to avoid them.

                        Very Interesting

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                          Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @creativegoat
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                          @creativegoat I still don't get it. Do you wedge something in a wall or would you put a wedge in the wall? Why would it be thirty degrees?

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                            sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @Tylenol
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                            @CoherentMango i think he means like a dent in the wall that has a 30 degree angle?

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                              Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy
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                              @sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?

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                                sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @Tylenol
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                                @CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)

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                                  Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy
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                                  @sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.

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                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    An engineer ๐Ÿ”ง, a physician ๐Ÿงช and a mathematician ๐Ÿ“Š all stayed in a hotel.
                                    When the engineer spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water ๐Ÿ’ฆ at it and it went out.
                                    When the physician spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water ๐Ÿ’ฆ.
                                    When the mathematician spotted the fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated and exclaimed: โ€œOh, I have an solution!โ€ And went back to his room.

                                    Very Interesting

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                                      Joshua Lobert 10 M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2 M3 @sqwishy
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                                      @sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!

                                      Joshua Lobert

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                                        thomas MOD @RZ923
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                                        @RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."

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                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          Edition 2 of the โ€œengineer, physician and mathematicianโ€ joke.
                                          An engineer ๐Ÿ”ง, a physician ๐Ÿงชand a mathematician๐Ÿ“Š stayed in a hotel ๐Ÿจ.
                                          When the engineer spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ outside his door ๐Ÿšช, he threw a bucketful of water ๐Ÿ’ฆ at it and it went out.
                                          When the physician spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated ๐Ÿงฎ and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water ๐Ÿ’ฆ.
                                          When the mathematician spotted the fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he looked around, saw a tap ๐Ÿ’ฆ and a bucket, thought ๐Ÿ’ญ for a moment and exclaimed: โ€œOh, I have a solution!โ€ And went back to his room.

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                                          @RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."

                                          Very Interesting

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                                            Potato2017 M5โ˜… @RZ923
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                                            @RZ923 haha lol

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