Maths Jokes π
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How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
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@Potato2017
\(e\) comes in and says:
βJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.β
\(e^{Οi} = -1\) -
@debbie
βGee, Iβm a tree!β -
Maths teacher: βToday we are doing an exam on surds.β
(After the exam:)
Teacher (to student, angrily): βWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!β
Student (innocently): βAll my answers were imaginary numbers! -
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic Formula.
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Is this a statistics joke?
Probably.
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@CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status
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@v4913 hi!
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@The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.
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Why was the student sad when his teacher called him βaverageβ?
Itβs a mean thing to say.
5οΈβ£+8οΈβ£+1οΈβ£+0οΈβ£+2οΈβ£/5οΈβ£= -
What do you call a number that likes running ?
Roaming Numeral.
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Part 1:
Why is afraid?
Because (ate) .
Part 2:
Why did eat
Because heβs supposed to have squared meals per day.
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@RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree
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@CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
you find a dent in the wall. -
@CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.
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@CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.
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@creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke
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@sqwishy a triangle has 180 total degrees and if somebody used a wedge in the wall, it would be like 30 degrees.
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@creativegoat ooh thanks for explaining that!!