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    • sqwishyS
      sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @RZ923
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      @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

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      • Potato2017P
        Potato2017 M5β˜…
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        What was pi and i's conversation?
        Pi: "Get real!"
        i: "Get rational!"

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          Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5
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          How do you keep warm in a cold room?
          You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
          hahahahahaha

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @Potato2017
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            @Potato2017
            \(e\) comes in and says:
            β€œJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
            \(e^{Ο€i} = -1\)

            Very Interesting

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @debbie
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              @debbie
              β€œGee, I’m a tree!”

              Very Interesting

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                Maths teacher: β€œToday we are doing an exam on surds.”
                (After the exam:)
                Teacher (to student, angrily): β€œWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
                Student (innocently): β€œAll my answers were imaginary numbers!

                Very Interesting

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                  What do baby parabolas drink?
                  Quadratic Formula.
                  🍼 πŸ‘Ά

                  Very Interesting

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                    Is this a statistics joke?
                    Probably.
                    πŸ“ŠπŸ“ˆπŸ“‰

                    Very Interesting

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                      tidyboar M2 M3β˜… M5 M6 @Potato2017
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                      • The Blade DancerT
                        The Blade Dancer M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4 M5
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                        @CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status

                        The Blade Dancer
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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                          @v4913 hi!

                          Very Interesting

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                            Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5 @The Blade Dancer
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                            @The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                              Why was the student πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ sad 😞 when his teacher πŸ‘©β€πŸ« called him β€œaverage”?
                              It’s a mean thing to say.
                              5️⃣+8️⃣+1️⃣+0️⃣+2️⃣/5️⃣= 😞

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                What do you call a number that likes running πŸƒ?
                                Roaming Numeral.
                                πŸƒ \(IV\)

                                Very Interesting

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                  Part 1:
                                  Why is πŸ”Ÿ afraid?
                                  Because 7⃣ 8⃣ (ate) 9⃣.
                                  πŸ₯˜ 9⃣

                                  Part 2:
                                  Why did 7⃣ eat 9⃣
                                  Because he’s supposed to have 3⃣ squared meals per day.
                                  \(3^2=9\)

                                  Very Interesting

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                                    creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @RZ923
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                                    @RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree

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                                      creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @Tylenol
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                                      @CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
                                      you find a dent in the wall.

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                                        creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @Tylenol
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                                        @CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.

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                                          creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @Tylenol
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                                          @CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.

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                                          • sqwishyS
                                            sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @creativegoat
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                                            @creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke πŸ˜…

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