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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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      Why did @po spill his food πŸ₯˜ when he put it in the oven?
      The recipe said: β€œPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).”
      🍟 ➑ \(=\) cooking disaster

      Very Interesting

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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        Why did the student do his multiplication homework πŸ“š on the floor ⬇?
        The teacher told him not to use tables!

        Very Interesting

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        • sqwishyS
          sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @RZ923
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          @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

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          • Potato2017P
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            What was pi and i's conversation?
            Pi: "Get real!"
            i: "Get rational!"

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              Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5
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              How do you keep warm in a cold room?
              You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
              hahahahahaha

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                @Potato2017
                \(e\) comes in and says:
                β€œJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
                \(e^{Ο€i} = -1\)

                Very Interesting

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @debbie
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                  @debbie
                  β€œGee, I’m a tree!”

                  Very Interesting

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                    Maths teacher: β€œToday we are doing an exam on surds.”
                    (After the exam:)
                    Teacher (to student, angrily): β€œWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
                    Student (innocently): β€œAll my answers were imaginary numbers!

                    Very Interesting

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                      What do baby parabolas drink?
                      Quadratic Formula.
                      🍼 πŸ‘Ά

                      Very Interesting

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                        Is this a statistics joke?
                        Probably.
                        πŸ“ŠπŸ“ˆπŸ“‰

                        Very Interesting

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                          tidyboar M2 M3β˜… M5 M6 @Potato2017
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                          • The Blade DancerT
                            The Blade Dancer M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4 M5
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                            @CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status

                            The Blade Dancer
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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                              @v4913 hi!

                              Very Interesting

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                                Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5 @The Blade Dancer
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                                @The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                  Why was the student πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ sad 😞 when his teacher πŸ‘©β€πŸ« called him β€œaverage”?
                                  It’s a mean thing to say.
                                  5️⃣+8️⃣+1️⃣+0️⃣+2️⃣/5️⃣= 😞

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                    What do you call a number that likes running πŸƒ?
                                    Roaming Numeral.
                                    πŸƒ \(IV\)

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                      Part 1:
                                      Why is πŸ”Ÿ afraid?
                                      Because 7⃣ 8⃣ (ate) 9⃣.
                                      πŸ₯˜ 9⃣

                                      Part 2:
                                      Why did 7⃣ eat 9⃣
                                      Because he’s supposed to have 3⃣ squared meals per day.
                                      \(3^2=9\)

                                      Very Interesting

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                                        creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @RZ923
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                                        @RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree

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                                          creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @Tylenol
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                                          @CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
                                          you find a dent in the wall.

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                                            creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @Tylenol
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                                            @CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.

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