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    • debbieD
      debbie ADMIN M0β˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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      @RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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        Why did @po spill his food πŸ₯˜ when he put it in the oven?
        The recipe said: β€œPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).”
        🍟 ➑ \(=\) cooking disaster

        Very Interesting

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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          Why did the student do his multiplication homework πŸ“š on the floor ⬇?
          The teacher told him not to use tables!

          Very Interesting

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          • sqwishyS
            sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @RZ923
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            @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

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            • Potato2017P
              Potato2017 M5β˜…
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              What was pi and i's conversation?
              Pi: "Get real!"
              i: "Get rational!"

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                Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5
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                How do you keep warm in a cold room?
                You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
                hahahahahaha

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                  @Potato2017
                  \(e\) comes in and says:
                  β€œJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
                  \(e^{Ο€i} = -1\)

                  Very Interesting

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @debbie
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                    @debbie
                    β€œGee, I’m a tree!”

                    Very Interesting

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                      Maths teacher: β€œToday we are doing an exam on surds.”
                      (After the exam:)
                      Teacher (to student, angrily): β€œWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
                      Student (innocently): β€œAll my answers were imaginary numbers!

                      Very Interesting

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                        What do baby parabolas drink?
                        Quadratic Formula.
                        🍼 πŸ‘Ά

                        Very Interesting

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                          Is this a statistics joke?
                          Probably.
                          πŸ“ŠπŸ“ˆπŸ“‰

                          Very Interesting

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                            tidyboar M2 M3β˜… M5 M6 @Potato2017
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                            • The Blade DancerT
                              The Blade Dancer M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4 M5
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                              @CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status

                              The Blade Dancer
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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                @v4913 hi!

                                Very Interesting

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                                  Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5 @The Blade Dancer
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                                  @The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                    Why was the student πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ sad 😞 when his teacher πŸ‘©β€πŸ« called him β€œaverage”?
                                    It’s a mean thing to say.
                                    5️⃣+8️⃣+1️⃣+0️⃣+2️⃣/5️⃣= 😞

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                      What do you call a number that likes running πŸƒ?
                                      Roaming Numeral.
                                      πŸƒ \(IV\)

                                      Very Interesting

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                        Part 1:
                                        Why is πŸ”Ÿ afraid?
                                        Because 7⃣ 8⃣ (ate) 9⃣.
                                        πŸ₯˜ 9⃣

                                        Part 2:
                                        Why did 7⃣ eat 9⃣
                                        Because he’s supposed to have 3⃣ squared meals per day.
                                        \(3^2=9\)

                                        Very Interesting

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                                          creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @RZ923
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                                          @RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree

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                                            creativegoat M0 M2β˜… @Tylenol
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                                            @CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
                                            you find a dent in the wall.

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