Maths Jokes 😄

[RZ923]

I am full because
\( \sqrt{-1}\) \(2^3\) \(Σ\) \(π\)
\(i\) \(8\) \(sum\) \(Pi\)
I ate some pie.
is yummy.

[debbie]

@RZ923 \( i 8 \Sigma \pi \):

i 8 \Sigma \pi

(or with spaces)

\( i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi \)

i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi

:) 

[RZ923]

Why are mathematicians never on time?
Because they often go anti-clock-wise!

(Inspired by Prof Loh)

[thomas]

What do mathematicians burn in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

[RZ923]

@thomas lol

[Potato2017]

Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?

Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!

\(\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)\)

[RZ923]

What does the triangle say to the circle ?
“You’re point-less.”

[RZ923]

What is @po’s favourite kind of tree ?
Geome-tree!

(And trigonome-tree , suggested by @creativegoat)

[debbie]

@RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

[RZ923]

Why did @po spill his food when he put it in the oven?
The recipe said: “Put the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).”
\(=\) cooking disaster

[RZ923]

Why did the student do his multiplication homework on the floor ?
The teacher told him not to use tables!

[sqwishy]

@RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

[Potato2017]

What was pi and i's conversation?
Pi: "Get real!"
i: "Get rational!"

[Tylenol]

How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
hahahahahaha

[RZ923]

@Potato2017
\(e\) comes in and says:
“Join me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
\(e^{πi} = -1\)

[RZ923]

@debbie
“Gee, I’m a tree!”

[RZ923]

Maths teacher: “Today we are doing an exam on surds.”
(After the exam:)
Teacher (to student, angrily): “Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
Student (innocently): “All my answers were imaginary numbers!

[RZ923]

What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic Formula.

[RZ923]

Is this a statistics joke?
Probably.

[tidyboar]

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