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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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      A person walks into a Roman bar.
      β€œHow many beers do you want?”
      Person holds out 2 fingers.
      Barman puts out five bottles.

      Very Interesting

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      • Potato2017P
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        @RZ923 haha

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        • Potato2017P
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          ENTERING MATHSVILLE
          Please don't drink and derive.

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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            Why do plants (🌱🌡🌲🌳🌴) hate mathematics?
            Because it gives them square roots (that look like this: 🟩🟩🟩)

            Very Interesting

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            • sqwishyS
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              Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.

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              • sqwishyS
                sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜…
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                Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                  I am full because
                  \( \sqrt{-1}\) \(2^3\) \(Ξ£\) \(Ο€\)
                  \(i\) \(8\) \(sum\) \(Pi\)
                  I ate some pie.
                  🍰 is yummy.

                  Very Interesting

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                  • debbieD
                    debbie ADMIN M0β˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                    @RZ923 \( i 8 \Sigma \pi \):

                    i 8 \Sigma \pi
                    

                    (or with spaces)

                    \( i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi \)

                    i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi
                    
                    :) 
                    
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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                      Why are mathematicians never on time?
                      Because they often go anti-clock-wise!
                      πŸ•™ πŸ•˜ πŸ•— πŸ•– πŸ•• πŸ•” πŸ•“ πŸ•’ πŸ•‘ πŸ• πŸ•› πŸ•š
                      (Inspired by Prof Loh)

                      Very Interesting

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                        thomas MOD
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                        What do mathematicians burn in their fireplaces?

                        Natural logs.

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @thomas
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                          @thomas lol πŸ™‚

                          Very Interesting

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                          • Potato2017P
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                            Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?

                            Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!

                            \(\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)\)

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                              What does the triangle πŸ”Ί say to the circle πŸ”΅ ?
                              β€œYou’re point-less.”

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                What is @po’s favourite kind of tree 🌲 ?
                                Geome-tree!
                                πŸ“ 🌳

                                (And trigonome-tree 🌴 πŸ”Ί, suggested by @creativegoat)

                                Very Interesting

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                                • debbieD
                                  debbie ADMIN M0β˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                                  @RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                    Why did @po spill his food πŸ₯˜ when he put it in the oven?
                                    The recipe said: β€œPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).”
                                    🍟 ➑ \(=\) cooking disaster

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                      Why did the student do his multiplication homework πŸ“š on the floor ⬇?
                                      The teacher told him not to use tables!

                                      Very Interesting

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                                      • sqwishyS
                                        sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @RZ923
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                                        @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

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                                        • Potato2017P
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                                          What was pi and i's conversation?
                                          Pi: "Get real!"
                                          i: "Get rational!"

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                                            Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5
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                                            How do you keep warm in a cold room?
                                            You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
                                            hahahahahaha

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