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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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      Why was the student ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“ sad ๐Ÿ˜ž when his teacher ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ called him โ€œaverageโ€?
      Itโ€™s a mean thing to say.
      5๏ธโƒฃ+8๏ธโƒฃ+1๏ธโƒฃ+0๏ธโƒฃ+2๏ธโƒฃ/5๏ธโƒฃ= ๐Ÿ˜ž

      Very Interesting

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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        What do you call a number that likes running ๐Ÿƒ?
        Roaming Numeral.
        ๐Ÿƒ \(IV\)

        Very Interesting

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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          Part 1:
          Why is ๐Ÿ”Ÿ afraid?
          Because 7โƒฃ 8โƒฃ (ate) 9โƒฃ.
          ๐Ÿฅ˜ 9โƒฃ

          Part 2:
          Why did 7โƒฃ eat 9โƒฃ
          Because heโ€™s supposed to have 3โƒฃ squared meals per day.
          \(3^2=9\)

          Very Interesting

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            creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @RZ923
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            @RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree

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              creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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              @CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
              you find a dent in the wall.

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                creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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                @CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.

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                  creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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                  @CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.

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                  • sqwishyS
                    sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @creativegoat
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                    @creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke ๐Ÿ˜…

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                      creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @sqwishy
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                      @sqwishy a triangle has 180 total degrees and if somebody used a wedge in the wall, it would be like 30 degrees.

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                      • sqwishyS
                        sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @creativegoat
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                        @creativegoat ooh thanks for explaining that!! ๐Ÿ˜

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                          creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @sqwishy
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                          @sqwishy also, most wedges are less than 30 degrees, so it would be colder.

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                            creativegoat M0 M2โ˜… @Tylenol
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                            @CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
                            you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                              Did you hear about the mathematician ๐Ÿงฎ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ who hated negative numbers?
                              Heโ€™ll stop ๐Ÿ›‘ at nothing 0โƒฃ to avoid them.

                              Very Interesting

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                                Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @creativegoat
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                                @creativegoat I still don't get it. Do you wedge something in a wall or would you put a wedge in the wall? Why would it be thirty degrees?

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                                • sqwishyS
                                  sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @Tylenol
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                                  @CoherentMango i think he means like a dent in the wall that has a 30 degree angle?

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                                    Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy
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                                    @sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?

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                                    • sqwishyS
                                      sqwishy M2 M3 M4โ˜… @Tylenol
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                                      @CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)

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                                        Tylenol M2 M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy
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                                        @sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.

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                                        • RZ923R
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          An engineer ๐Ÿ”ง, a physician ๐Ÿงช and a mathematician ๐Ÿ“Š all stayed in a hotel.
                                          When the engineer spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water ๐Ÿ’ฆ at it and it went out.
                                          When the physician spotted a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water ๐Ÿ’ฆ.
                                          When the mathematician spotted the fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, he calculated and exclaimed: โ€œOh, I have an solution!โ€ And went back to his room.

                                          Very Interesting

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                                          • Joshua Lobert 10J
                                            Joshua Lobert 10 M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2 M3 @sqwishy
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                                            @sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!

                                            Joshua Lobert

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