Maths Jokes 😄
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Maths teacher: “Today we are doing an exam on surds.”
(After the exam:)
Teacher (to student, angrily): “Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
Student (innocently): “All my answers were imaginary numbers! -
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic Formula.
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Is this a statistics joke?
Probably.
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@CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status
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@v4913 hi!
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@The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.
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Why was the student
sad 
when his teacher 
called him “average”?
It’s a mean thing to say.
5️⃣+8️⃣+1️⃣+0️⃣+2️⃣/5️⃣= -
What do you call a number that likes running
?
Roaming Numeral.
\(IV\) -
Part 1:
Why is
afraid?
Because
(ate) 
.
Part 2:
Why did eat
Because he’s supposed to have
squared meals per day.
\(3^2=9\) -
@RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree
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@CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
you find a dent in the wall. -
@CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.
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@CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.
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@creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke
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@sqwishy a triangle has 180 total degrees and if somebody used a wedge in the wall, it would be like 30 degrees.
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@creativegoat ooh thanks for explaining that!!
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@sqwishy also, most wedges are less than 30 degrees, so it would be colder.
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@CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)! -
Did you hear about the mathematician 🧮
who hated negative numbers?
He’ll stop
at nothing 
to avoid them.
