Maths Jokes π
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@thomas lol
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Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?
Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!
\(\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)\)
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What does the triangle
say to the circle 
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βYouβre point-less.β -
What is @poβs favourite kind of tree
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Geome-tree!
(And trigonome-tree
, suggested by @creativegoat)Very Interesting
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@RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"
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Why did @po spill his food
when he put it in the oven?
The recipe said: βPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).β
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Why did the student do his multiplication homework
on the floor 
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The teacher told him not to use tables! -
@RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD
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What was pi and i's conversation?
Pi: "Get real!"
i: "Get rational!" -
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
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@Potato2017
\(e\) comes in and says:
βJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.β
\(e^{Οi} = -1\)Very Interesting
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@debbie
βGee, Iβm a tree!β -
Maths teacher: βToday we are doing an exam on surds.β
(After the exam:)
Teacher (to student, angrily): βWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!β
Student (innocently): βAll my answers were imaginary numbers! -
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic Formula.
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Is this a statistics joke?
Probably.
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@CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status
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@v4913 hi!
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@The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.
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Why was the student
sad 
when his teacher 
called him βaverageβ?
Itβs a mean thing to say.
5οΈβ£+8οΈβ£+1οΈβ£+0οΈβ£+2οΈβ£/5οΈβ£=
