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    • Potato2017P
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      Pythagoras and Einstein fight over \(c^2\) all the time.

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      • Potato2017P
        Potato2017 M5โ˜…
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        This place is basically a reputation farm lol

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        • strwberryS
          strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5
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          A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, โ€œOkay, Chief โ€” all 40 sheep accounted forโ€. The farmer says, โ€œBut Iโ€™ve counted them and Iโ€™ve only got 36!โ€ The sheepdog replies, โ€œI know, but I rounded them up.โ€

          Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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          • strwberryS
            strwberry M2โ˜… M3 M5 @strwberry
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            This one was a well known joke in my school ๐Ÿ˜

            Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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            • Bulba_BulbasaurB
              Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                What did the area ๐Ÿ”ณ say to the perimeter ๐Ÿ”ฒ ?
                โ€œIโ€™m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.โ€
                ๐Ÿšด ๐Ÿ›ต ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฒ

                PS This is the 100th post of this topic!

                Very Interesting

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                • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                  Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                  @Banana @RZ923 lol haha >โ€ฟ<

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                    What do you call a dead parrot ๐Ÿฆœ?
                    Polly-gone. โฌ› ๐Ÿ”ด โŒ

                    Very Interesting

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                    • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                      haha thats funny XD

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                        What tool would you use in maths?
                        Multi-pliers. โœ– โœ‚

                        Very Interesting

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          Did you see @po the geometry hunter?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ“
                          He was chasing for congruent angles and similar triangles when I last saw him. ๐Ÿ”บ

                          Inspired by @po, in M2 Geometry course

                          Very Interesting

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                          • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                            Bulba_Bulbasaur M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3
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                            "Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                              @Da-Parasite
                              Thanks!
                              PS I just received 26 notifications mainly โ€œDa Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„).

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                                @Potato2017
                                You are 100% correct!
                                In fact, even short posts like โ€œlolโ€ โ€œXDโ€ and โ€œhahaโ€ can earn you 4-5 reputations ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                                Very Interesting

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                  Who is the king ๐Ÿ‘‘ of the pencil case ๐Ÿ—ƒ โœ ๐Ÿ–Š ?
                                  The ruler. ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    What did 0โƒฃ say to 8โƒฃ ?
                                    Nice belt! ๐Ÿ‘

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                      Whatโ€™s yellow and imaginary?
                                      The square root of a negative banana. ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

                                      Very Interesting

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
                                        They use sine language. ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿงฎ

                                        Very Interesting

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                                        • RZ923R
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                          How are an artificial Christmas tree๐ŸŽ„ and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
                                          Neither have real roots.

                                          Very Interesting

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                                          • A
                                            Aaron Wang M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜…
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                                            First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

                                            What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

                                            Normal Beer.

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