Maths Jokes 😄

[Potato2017]

Pythagoras and Einstein fight over \(c^2\) all the time.

[Potato2017]

This place is basically a reputation farm lol

[strwberry]

A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”. The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

[strwberry]

This one was a well known joke in my school

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

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[RZ923]

What did the area say to the perimeter ?
“I’m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.”

PS This is the 100th post of this topic!

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

@Banana @RZ923 lol haha >‿<

[RZ923]

What do you call a dead parrot 🦜?
Polly-gone.

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

haha thats funny XD

[RZ923]

What tool would you use in maths?
Multi-pliers.

[RZ923]

Did you see @po the geometry hunter?️
He was chasing for congruent angles and similar triangles when I last saw him.

Inspired by @po, in M2 Geometry course

[Bulba_Bulbasaur]

"Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.

[RZ923]

@Da-Parasite
Thanks!
PS I just received 26 notifications mainly “Da Parasite upvoted you post in Maths Jokes ).

[RZ923]

@Potato2017
You are 100% correct!
In fact, even short posts like “lol” “XD” and “haha” can earn you 4-5 reputations

[RZ923]

Who is the king of the pencil case ?
The ruler.

[RZ923]

What did say to ?
Nice belt!

[RZ923]

What’s yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana.

[RZ923]

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language. 🧮

[RZ923]

How are an artificial Christmas tree and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
Neither have real roots.

[Aaron Wang]

First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

Normal Beer.