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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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      I waited all night, thinking where the sun would rise. 🌞
      Then it dawned on me.

      Very Interesting

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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        What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
        Re-Morse code.

        Very Interesting

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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          What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
          Bi-son.

          Very Interesting

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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            What is the astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
            Space bar.

            Very Interesting

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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              Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 🚲
              Because it is two tired.

              Very Interesting

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
                A stick. 🌲🌳

                Very Interesting

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                  Today, an old lady 👵 at the bank 🏦 asked me to check her balance 💰.
                  So I pushed her over.

                  Very Interesting

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                  • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                    Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
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                    LOL haha

                    revenge of the math nerds!

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                      Very Interesting

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                        Very Interesting

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                        • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
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                          wow LOL XD

                          revenge of the math nerds!

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                          • The Blade DancerT
                            The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
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                            It makes sense though

                            The Blade Dancer
                            League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
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                            • sqwishyS
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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                                Where are average things manufactured?
                                At the satis-factory. 🏭

                                Very Interesting

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                                  last edited by RZ923

                                  What is the penguin’s 🐧 favourite relative 👨👩👵👴👦👧👶?
                                  Aunt-Arctica. 🇦🇶 👩

                                  👩 wins the competition! 🎉 🎊 (Though she was exiled to Antarctica just to be the penguin’s 🐧 favourite aunt)

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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                                    Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
                                    He was just going through a stage.
                                    🕳

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
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                                      🤣 thats funny but i think you should put it in non-math jokes...

                                      revenge of the math nerds!

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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                                        @Da-Parasite
                                        This is non-maths jokes 🙂

                                        Very Interesting

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                                        • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                          Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                          last edited by Bulba_Bulbasaur

                                          oh yeh. XD

                                          Police man: Where do you live?
                                          Me: With my parents.
                                          Police man: Where do your parents live?
                                          Me: With me.
                                          Police man: Where do you live together?
                                          Me: My house.
                                          Police man: Where is your house?
                                          Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
                                          Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
                                          Me: Next to my house.

                                          revenge of the math nerds!

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                                          • RZ923R
                                            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                                            last edited by RZ923

                                            @Da-Parasite
                                            Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!!

                                            Very Interesting

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