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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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      Why are mathematicians never on time?
      Because they often go anti-clock-wise!
      πŸ•™ πŸ•˜ πŸ•— πŸ•– πŸ•• πŸ•” πŸ•“ πŸ•’ πŸ•‘ πŸ• πŸ•› πŸ•š
      (Inspired by Prof Loh)

      Very Interesting

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        thomas MOD
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        What do mathematicians burn in their fireplaces?

        Natural logs.

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @thomas
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          @thomas lol πŸ™‚

          Very Interesting

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          • Potato2017P
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            Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?

            Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!

            \(\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)\)

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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              What does the triangle πŸ”Ί say to the circle πŸ”΅ ?
              β€œYou’re point-less.”

              Very Interesting

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              • RZ923R
                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                What is @po’s favourite kind of tree 🌲 ?
                Geome-tree!
                πŸ“ 🌳

                (And trigonome-tree 🌴 πŸ”Ί, suggested by @creativegoat)

                Very Interesting

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                • debbieD
                  debbie ADMIN M0β˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                  @RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                    Why did @po spill his food πŸ₯˜ when he put it in the oven?
                    The recipe said: β€œPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).”
                    🍟 ➑ \(=\) cooking disaster

                    Very Interesting

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                    • RZ923R
                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                      Why did the student do his multiplication homework πŸ“š on the floor ⬇?
                      The teacher told him not to use tables!

                      Very Interesting

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                      • sqwishyS
                        sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @RZ923
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                        @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

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                        • Potato2017P
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                          What was pi and i's conversation?
                          Pi: "Get real!"
                          i: "Get rational!"

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                            Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5
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                            How do you keep warm in a cold room?
                            You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
                            hahahahahaha

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @Potato2017
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                              @Potato2017
                              \(e\) comes in and says:
                              β€œJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
                              \(e^{Ο€i} = -1\)

                              Very Interesting

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                              • RZ923R
                                RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @debbie
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                                @debbie
                                β€œGee, I’m a tree!”

                                Very Interesting

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                                • RZ923R
                                  RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                  Maths teacher: β€œToday we are doing an exam on surds.”
                                  (After the exam:)
                                  Teacher (to student, angrily): β€œWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
                                  Student (innocently): β€œAll my answers were imaginary numbers!

                                  Very Interesting

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                    What do baby parabolas drink?
                                    Quadratic Formula.
                                    🍼 πŸ‘Ά

                                    Very Interesting

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                                    • RZ923R
                                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                      Is this a statistics joke?
                                      Probably.
                                      πŸ“ŠπŸ“ˆπŸ“‰

                                      Very Interesting

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                                        tidyboar M2 M3β˜… M5 M6 @Potato2017
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                                        • The Blade DancerT
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                                          @CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status

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                                          • RZ923R
                                            RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
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                                            @v4913 hi!

                                            Very Interesting

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