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    Potato2017 M5β˜…
    last edited by Potato2017 Jul 15, 2020, 4:07 PM Jul 15, 2020, 4:06 PM

    Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?

    Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!

    log⁑(a)+log⁑(b)=log⁑(ab)\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)log(a)+log(b)=log(ab)

    The best Potato
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    -Potato2017

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      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
      last edited by RZ923 Jul 20, 2020, 3:27 AM Jul 20, 2020, 2:49 AM

      What does the triangle πŸ”Ί say to the circle πŸ”΅ ?
      β€œYou’re point-less.”

      Very Interesting

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        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
        last edited by RZ923 Sep 29, 2020, 7:07 AM Jul 20, 2020, 2:50 AM

        What is @po’s favourite kind of tree 🌲 ?
        Geome-tree!
        πŸ“ 🌳

        (And trigonome-tree 🌴 πŸ”Ί, suggested by @creativegoat)

        Very Interesting

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          debbie ADMIN M0β˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
          last edited by Jul 20, 2020, 3:20 AM

          @RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

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            RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
            last edited by Jul 20, 2020, 3:33 AM

            Why did @po spill his food πŸ₯˜ when he put it in the oven?
            The recipe said: β€œPut the food in the oven at 180∘180^{ \circ}180∘.”
            🍟 ➑ === cooking disaster

            Very Interesting

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              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
              last edited by Jul 20, 2020, 3:37 AM

              Why did the student do his multiplication homework πŸ“š on the floor ⬇?
              The teacher told him not to use tables!

              Very Interesting

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                sqwishy M2 M3 M4β˜… @RZ923
                last edited by Jul 22, 2020, 1:40 AM

                @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

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                  Potato2017 M5β˜…
                  last edited by Jul 22, 2020, 4:18 PM

                  What was pi and i's conversation?
                  Pi: "Get real!"
                  i: "Get rational!"

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                    Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5
                    last edited by Jul 23, 2020, 4:19 AM

                    How do you keep warm in a cold room?
                    You go to the corner because it's 90 degrees.
                    hahahahahaha

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                      RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @Potato2017
                      last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 7:35 AM

                      @Potato2017
                      eee comes in and says:
                      β€œJoin me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
                      eΟ€i=βˆ’1e^{Ο€i} = -1eΟ€i=βˆ’1

                      Very Interesting

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                        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5 @debbie
                        last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 7:39 AM

                        @debbie
                        β€œGee, I’m a tree!”

                        Very Interesting

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                          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
                          last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 7:42 AM

                          Maths teacher: β€œToday we are doing an exam on surds.”
                          (After the exam:)
                          Teacher (to student, angrily): β€œWhy did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
                          Student (innocently): β€œAll my answers were imaginary numbers!

                          Very Interesting

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                            RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
                            last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 7:45 AM

                            What do baby parabolas drink?
                            Quadratic Formula.
                            🍼 πŸ‘Ά

                            Very Interesting

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                              RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
                              last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 7:46 AM

                              Is this a statistics joke?
                              Probably.
                              πŸ“ŠπŸ“ˆπŸ“‰

                              Very Interesting

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                                tidyboar M2 M3β˜… M5 M6 @Potato2017
                                last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 5:33 PM

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                                  The Blade Dancer M0β˜… M1β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4 M5
                                  last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 6:47 PM

                                  @CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status

                                  The Blade Dancer
                                  League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                                  Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                                    RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
                                    last edited by Jul 24, 2020, 9:05 PM

                                    @v4913 hi!

                                    Very Interesting

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                                      Tylenol M2 M3β˜… M4 M5 @The Blade Dancer
                                      last edited by Tylenol Jul 25, 2020, 7:40 PM Jul 25, 2020, 7:39 PM

                                      @The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.

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                                        RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
                                        last edited by Jul 28, 2020, 3:50 AM

                                        Why was the student πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ sad 😞 when his teacher πŸ‘©β€πŸ« called him β€œaverage”?
                                        It’s a mean thing to say.
                                        5️⃣+8️⃣+1️⃣+0️⃣+2️⃣/5️⃣= 😞

                                        Very Interesting

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                                          RZ923 M0β˜… M2β˜… M3β˜… M4β˜… M5
                                          last edited by Jul 28, 2020, 3:52 AM

                                          What do you call a number that likes running πŸƒ?
                                          Roaming Numeral.
                                          πŸƒ IVIVIV

                                          Very Interesting

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