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    • debbieD
      debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
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      @bulba_bulbasaur Since we have a category of "non-math jokes," maybe we should have a category of "no-joke math..." 🙂

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      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
        last edited by

        yep .

        revenge of the math nerds!

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          energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★ @debbie
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          @debbie then an energized panda went to the bar.

          ~∑nergized Pand∆

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          • Desolate_101D
            Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
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            what do you call a mountain of cats?

            Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
            If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
            P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
            P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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            • Desolate_101D
              Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★ @Desolate_101
              last edited by

              I once heard someone say that, but I forgot the answer

              Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
              If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
              P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
              P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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              • Desolate_101D
                Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
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                oh yeah, I searched it and it was "meowntain"

                Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                • Desolate_101D
                  Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                  last edited by

                  OIP-C.jpg

                  Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                  If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                  P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                  P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                  • Desolate_101D
                    Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                    last edited by

                    OIP-C (5).jpg
                    Me: hi lion
                    "lion": Ima gorillion

                    Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                    If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                    P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                    P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                    • TigerNightmareT
                      TigerNightmare M1 M3 @The Blade Dancer
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                      Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

                      Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

                      Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

                      What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

                      Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

                      How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

                      Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

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                        enlightenedgrizzly 2
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                        Why did TwoSetViolin quit YouTube? Because they were too set on violin.

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