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    • Bulba_BulbasaurB
      Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
      last edited by Bulba_Bulbasaur

      oh yeh. XD

      Police man: Where do you live?
      Me: With my parents.
      Police man: Where do your parents live?
      Me: With me.
      Police man: Where do you live together?
      Me: My house.
      Police man: Where is your house?
      Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
      Police man: Where is your neighbour's house?
      Me: Next to my house.

      revenge of the math nerds!

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      • RZ923R
        RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
        last edited by RZ923

        @Da-Parasite
        Policeman: Gusijsebfkejsbfkjsbfksuhcksdjchsjdhfbjsdhbfjsdhbfjsdhbfshjd!!!

        Very Interesting

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        • The Blade DancerT
          The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
          last edited by

          visible frustration

          The Blade Dancer
          League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
          Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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          • The Blade DancerT
            The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5 @RZ923
            last edited by

            @RZ923 said in Non-math jokes:

            Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
            He was just going through a stage.
            🕳

            That's too good of a pun, one person shall not hold this power for themselves

            The Blade Dancer
            League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
            Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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              Aaron Wang M0★ M1★ M2★
              last edited by

              Dad using baby to wash car pun

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              • The Blade DancerT
                The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                last edited by

                Editing 100

                The Blade Dancer
                League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                  energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★
                  last edited by

                  Okay, this one is a tad bit nasty so please take my word 🙂

                  how does a mathematician pick his/her nose?

                  (s)he works it out with a pencil.

                  #900thpostyeah

                  ~∑nergized Pand∆

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                  • The Blade DancerT
                    The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
                    last edited by

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                    The Blade Dancer
                    League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                    Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                    • strwberryS
                      strwberry M2★ M3 M5
                      last edited by

                      Why did the gym close down???!!!
                      READY??
                      because it just didn't work out

                      Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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                      • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                        Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                        last edited by

                        If I had known this, I would have told rz923 to change this to dad jokes...

                        lol no offense

                        revenge of the math nerds!

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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                          last edited by

                          @bulba_bulbasaur
                          Ask @debbie 🙂 she created this I think

                          Very Interesting

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                          • RZ923R
                            RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
                            last edited by

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                            Very Interesting

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                            • debbieD
                              debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @RZ923
                              last edited by

                              @rz923 Haha, who knew that we would need so many different types of categories for jokes...? 🙂

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                              • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                last edited by

                                time for a plumber

                                revenge of the math nerds!

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                                • debbieD
                                  debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @Bulba_Bulbasaur
                                  last edited by

                                  @bulba_bulbasaur Since we have a category of "non-math jokes," maybe we should have a category of "no-joke math..." 🙂

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                                  • Bulba_BulbasaurB
                                    Bulba_Bulbasaur M0★ M1★ M2★ M3
                                    last edited by

                                    yep .

                                    revenge of the math nerds!

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                                      energizedpanda M2★ M3★ M4 M5★ @debbie
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                                      @debbie then an energized panda went to the bar.

                                      ~∑nergized Pand∆

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                                      • Desolate_101D
                                        Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                                        last edited by

                                        what do you call a mountain of cats?

                                        Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                        If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                        P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                        P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                        • Desolate_101D
                                          Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★ @Desolate_101
                                          last edited by

                                          I once heard someone say that, but I forgot the answer

                                          Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                          If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                          P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                          P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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                                          • Desolate_101D
                                            Desolate_101 M0★ M1★ M2 M3 M4★
                                            last edited by

                                            oh yeah, I searched it and it was "meowntain"

                                            Hello, you are now looking at a book worm who likes animations about stickman, and is very nearly bad at math.
                                            If you wanna see my animations, search "AshFang1130" on BilliBilli(哔哩哔哩)
                                            P.S. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!!!!!
                                            P.P.S I also play GachaClub

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