Maths Jokes 😄

[RZ923]

How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ?
Because they are all over-c’s!

PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.

[RZ923]

Why did Po-Shen the mathematician and Loh the baker have an argument?
Because the mathematician thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker thinks pies are round.

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[debbie]

@RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

[The Blade Dancer]

@RZ923 said in Maths Jokes :

How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ?
Because they are all over-c’s!

PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.

You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are

Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

[RZ923]

Student: “Teacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?”
Teacher: ”I think the exam is all problems...”
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[RZ923]

[debbie]

@RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! You guys are so clever!

[RZ923]

Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
X is always equal to 10.

\(x=10\)

[RZ923]

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.

[sqwishy]

What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?

A Roamin' Numeral

[RZ923]

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[RZ923]

What do you call a Prof Loh after he went to the beach and came back to design a course of circle ️ geometry?
A tan-gent.

[The Blade Dancer]

This thread has succeeded the popularity of the green shirt petition

[RZ923]

@The-Blade-Dancer
Wow

[The Blade Dancer]

Doing AoPS, Daily Challenge, and Areteem:

I think it should say person not just man but unfortunately that's the way it is

[tidyboar]

@The-Blade-Dancer lol i can relate

[RZ923]

Are fictional characters good at maths?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
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[strwberry]

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

[RZ923]

To post more maths jokes, go to Math Jokes Part II!

PS @debbie plz lock this topic.