Maths Jokes 😄
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What do you call a number that likes running
?
Roaming Numeral.
\(IV\) -
Part 1:
Why is
afraid?
Because
(ate) 
.
Part 2:
Why did eat
Because he’s supposed to have
squared meals per day.
\(3^2=9\) -
@RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree
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@CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
you find a dent in the wall. -
@CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.
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@CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.
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@creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke
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@sqwishy a triangle has 180 total degrees and if somebody used a wedge in the wall, it would be like 30 degrees.
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@creativegoat ooh thanks for explaining that!!
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@sqwishy also, most wedges are less than 30 degrees, so it would be colder.
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@CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)! -
Did you hear about the mathematician 🧮
who hated negative numbers?
He’ll stop
at nothing 
to avoid them. -
@creativegoat I still don't get it. Do you wedge something in a wall or would you put a wedge in the wall? Why would it be thirty degrees?
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@CoherentMango i think he means like a dent in the wall that has a 30 degree angle?
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@sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?
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@CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)
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@sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.
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An engineer
, a physician 🧪 and a mathematician 
all stayed in a hotel.
When the engineer spotted a fire
outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water 
at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire, he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire, he calculated and exclaimed: “Oh, I have an solution!” And went back to his room. -
@sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!
Joshua Lobert
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@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."
